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Dr. Chartham Says

from Along For The Ride by Kevin Blight

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I got my love pump handle working
My whole world is jumping and jerking
Safe and sound behind my closed doors
I got the cure for my shortcoming
I don't mind that the pain is numbing
Worth it in the end that's for sure

Dr Chartham says he can make me a man

With a a form that follows function
Turn the screw and start the suction
It's my little secret and I won't tell
Oh my creed is his instruction
The greatest fear is a reduction
Come on tape measure weave your spell

Dr Chartham - he's a Hero
He's a Hero to us all
Dr Chartham - he's a Hero
To every man alive big or small

But for now I patiently wait
A bitter pill to masticate
Taking out frustrations where I can
Fulfil the ritual of searing pain
My genetics take the blame
Poor John Thomas suffers at my hand

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from Along For The Ride, released September 22, 2007

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Kevin Blight Stafford, UK

Award winning songwriter Kevin Blight is often compared to Elvis Costello, Bruce Hornsby & Joe Jackson. Writing in a multitude of styles his roots are firmly in the Folk-Funk-Punk-Blues-Rock genres...primarily a Guitarist, he also plays Bass, Keyboards, Mandolin, Harmonica & any other instrument he can get his hands on...including Pringles Tubes. ... more

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